this is what I get for signing up with the University's stuff:
"New Job Position Open! Contact Us Today!"
"We recently received your resume from the internet and we'd like to talk to
you. We have a career which would allow you the opportunity to earn over
$100,000 your first year if you are capable of making just one average sale
a day for us."...
"Job Opening Available Now! Please Reply Today!"
"
My name is Roger Smith and I am the Chief Executive Officer of American
Income. I recently found your resume online and wanted to get in touch with
you. We are expanding our sales force by hiring applicants from a variety
of different backgrounds and we believe you have the potential to be an
excellent match."...
